Fire hydrants do not have to be fed, I am very self sufficient in this regard. Fire hydrants have a tendency to suffer from claustrophobia.
I need a three-foot radius space around me free and clear of snow in the winter and shrubbery in the summer. Being a fire hydrant is boring, but I have a very important job. I need your help! During summer, please keep an eye on me so nobody vandalizes me or opens my caps to cool off on a hot day. By doing so, you can ensure I will be able to assist firefighters when they need me the most.
During winter, please keep snow below my line of vision so I can maintain a watchful eye on the neighborhood. This will also help firefighters find me quickly. A fire doubles in size every minute. This can have a catastrophic effect on a building and its occupants. If I should catch a cold and begin to cry or develop a runny nose, please call the Squaw Valley Public Service District or the Squaw Valley Fire Department, as this may be fatal.
If you follow these simple guidelines, I will be ready to serve you and the community faithfully in the time of need. Individuals and/or groups of individuals are encouraged to participate.
Thank you for your help.